Debunking common myths about ticks.
Myth number one: Ticks jump or fly onto you. Surprise, they don’t have superpowers. Instead, they just hang out on tall grass and wait for you to brush by. Pure laziness, really.
Myth number two: You can feel a tick bite. Nope, they’re tiny ninjas.
Their bites are painless, and by the time you notice, it’s like the most annoying Easter egg hunt.
Myth number three: Ticks only live in the woods. Sorry city folks, they’re not that picky. They can chill in your garden, your favorite dog park, or even that tiny patch of grass outside your apartment.
So, the next time you think you’re safe, just remember—ticks are the unwanted guests who never RSVP. Now go forth and be paranoid — I mean, cautious.
